by Julie Benesh

The girl eating

noodles was the only

child of two

only children of

four only children.

 

Imagine the

genealogical

pressure!

 

Tokophobia, she

explains. She only

dates guys with

vasectomies, or otherwise

certified sterile.

 

You can’t wear

Doc Martens, her friend

insists. Specially not those

purple ones. It’s like

you’re saying you’re

something you are

not.

 

But maybe I am, just…

non-practicing.

I mean, I

wear a

uterus

24/7.